My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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