And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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