i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
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