Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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