I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I think a kid would responsible me up
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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