You smell like stripper and shame
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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