Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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