Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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