You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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