If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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