I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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