he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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