We're facebook friends in real life
shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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