party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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