i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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