ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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