Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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