She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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