I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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