There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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