fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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