Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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