well you can't waste a boner
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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