she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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