I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Randomize
