VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I just found puke in my bra..
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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