Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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