matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
send nudes
from the living room?
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