Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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