On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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