So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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