Kiss
Puke
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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