whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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