just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Randomize
