no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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