we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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