i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I just added a bunch of arbitrary options to my ouija board. Ghosts can now tell me "cheddar," "the homosexual agenda," "the whole foods vegan aisle," or "viable offspring"
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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