she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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