This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Randomize
