THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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