$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
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