Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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