Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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