I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
You can make out without kissing
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