I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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