How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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