Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
