I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i barfeds in our rink
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i came on her dog
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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