Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
Randomize
