that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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