Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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