How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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