oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
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