I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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