Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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