Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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